I don’t know exactly what a “Rock N Roll Airhead” is but apparently we are the church for them.  Recently, one of our invitations landed in the mailbox of a very disgruntled Christian who felt compelled to inform us that our church is the pits.  It is not uncommon to recieve criticism like this when you are reaching real people…Jesus did.  I find it a wee bit disheartening though when a fellow believer would rather spend their energy shooting critical arrows at those who are actually making a difference than to actually make a difference.  Here is a copy of the email:

Hello,

I found your flyer adorned with a picture of a used-up roll of toilet paper still on its hanger in the mailbox of my weekend getaway in Wilmington, and I think it is, without a doubt, the most vulgar invitation to a church service that I have ever received.

Your targeted demographics, I’m sure, are rock ‘n’ roll airheads who have the crude sensibility to think that your disgusting graphic and its message are cool.

We are certainly living in strange times when a “church” has to resort to bathroom humor to attract worshippers. If this is what Christianity has fallen to– dumbed-down to– in its desperate search for new converts, then it is not worth . . . well, it’s not worth a roll of toilet tissue.

I can just imagine your tacky services with rock and roll “praise” singing, feel-good fellowship, banal and semi-illiterate, insufferable sermons. No dignity. No poetry. No intelligent theology. No majestic, traditional hymns. Nothing of any taste or culture.

“Come, Lord Jesus,

Our guest to be,

And let us rock ‘n roll with Thee.”

Is this your mantra?

When it comes to Christianity, the Lifepoint Church must be the pits. I shall save your advertisement to illustrate the revolting shallowness of contemporary worship services in an article I am writing that contrasts Christian Humanists with Christian Fundamentalists. I believe your church falls into the latter category.

So, all you Lifepoint Rock N Roll Airheads, raise your lighters high and sing with me:

“Come, Lord Jesus,

Our guest to be,

And let us rock ‘n roll with Thee.”

AMEN!