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What if Peter twittered

Posted on May 13, 2008 by jeffkapusta in Random Rants No Comments
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I read this post from Perry Noble today.  I love it.  Many of you have asked what is a twitter?  Maybe you’ve seen that side bar over —> that is a twitter. Read this it is great:

So I thought, what if this had been available during the time of Jesus and Peter would have twittered it would have probably looked something like this

  • Just met this guy named Jesus“He changed my name, interesting wonder what else He’s going to try and change?
  • Holy smoke just landed a HUGE catch of fish by doing what this Rabbi said.
  • Just left the family business to follow Jesus“this guy captivates me.
  • Today Jesus fed over 5,000 men with a kids happy meal and even multiplied the surprise!
  • Walked on water today for a little while “Thomas doubted whether or not I could and Judas was giving four to one odds on me drowning.
  • YEAH I got it right! Jesus is the Messiah He encouraged me.
  • Jesus just called me satan I am thinking I got something wrong.
  • Trying to sleep I think Jesus is praying over there
  • Just cut a guys ear off, Jesus fixed it “no problem.
  • I think it’s over“He’s dead.
  • I think we’re next!
  • I think somethings happenings not in the tomb.
  • He’s alive“he just walked through a flippin wall!  

  • It’s ON “He just did that fish catching thing again!
    He just said something about having all authority“after what I just saw I believe it!
  • Just preached my first public sermon, 3,000 people received Christ was waterlogged after the baptism service.
  • Two people lied about the offering today – God killed them for it – giving increase 462% afterwards.

Well, Peter didn’t Twitter but we do get to read about him in Matthew, Mark, Luke & John and his journey with Jesus.

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