If I get poked, superpoked, dropkicked, hugged, spanked, thrown a sheep at, pinched, karate chopped, tickled by one more person I don’t know I’m going to flip.
What’s with all the stinking application invitations.  STOP SENDING ME THIS STUFF!!!!  I don’t want it!!!
I may end up shutting the dumb thing down!
I just had to get that [...]